Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

Did you know that your starsign is located close to Capricorn and Pisces? (well, of course, nothing is close when we are talking about space). Especially today, you will work really well together with the starsigns next to you. I believe that you will have fun together doing something with water, because the star called “Water jar” is shining very brightly.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

How difficult is it for you to remember? You should really open the curtain when you are done with the shower or the toilets. It is not a nice move if you do not do so. I know that you have forgotten a few times, because a sky of meteors are making a curtain in front of your starsign today.

Aries: March 21st – April 19th

There is a star in your starsign called Botein (which means “Little belly”). It is shining dimly these days. This may mean that you should be more careful when washing your hands. There is a very high risk that you will end up with a stomach ache if you do not wash your hands carefully.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

There is a star in your starsign called Pleione which means “sailing queen.” Are you going sailing today? If not, you should definitely consider going sailing, river rafting, kayaking, or paddle boarding. You will have an excellent time and you will do brilliantly because Pleione is shining very brightly.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

Gemini is Latin and means “twins”. The way your starsign shines today, I do believe, that you will find a person today that will feel like your long lost twin. It will be a weird experience, but it will also be good for you.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

Fire is not your friend today. A bright red light is shining close to your starsign. It means that you should not create fire in any way today. It will go up in flames. And you might end up burning your eyebrows. Did you know that burned hair becomes white and starts to make tiny curls before it falls off? It looks more fun than it actually is.

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

Today, you should make sure to always keep at least one foot on the ground (so no zip-lining). There is a good change that if you do not follow my advice, you might end up stubbing your little toe like really, really hard.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

It looked like a star split up close to your starsign. So: Are you wearing pants or shorts today? There is a real risk that you will rip a hole in your pants today. If it happens, I just hope that your underpants are clean, otherwise it might be awkward when your friends see your dirty underpants.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

You should do something different today. Tell someone how you feel or challenge yourself. There is a very good chance that it will go well. Because your starsign is underneath a lucky star today.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

Did you know that in Hawaii the native people do not call your starsign Scorpio? They call it Maui’s fish hook. Maui was a half-god (half human, half god) and he used his hook to pull up islands from the sea. Today, your starsign is affected very much by Earth, which is full of water. Therefore I believe that you will be able to create beautiful things today here on earth. Just like Maui pulled all these islands into the world.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

Today, if you wear open shoes, you will again get rocks and grass into your shoes. Your friends will have to wait over and over while you remove all the annoying things from your shoes. They may laugh at you or they might be annoyed. So maybe it is easier today to wear closed up shoes.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

I cannot tell you why. What the stars told me seems very plausible: if you drink something other than water today, your tongue might turn permanently yellow. Like, a really bright yellow. Just think about it: You will never be able to lick your lips or stick your tongue out without people looking at you like a weird person.

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