Horoscope for Wednesday
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
According to Mercury’s position in the night sky: Do not walk alone today when it gets dark. There are bears in the area, and they are very interested to catch a snack like you. But bears prefer for you to be alone. So be safe – and don’t end up being a bear-snack.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
Your star sign is affected by the shade of Neptune. This means that you need to drink a lot of water today to take good care of yourself. If you are a good friend, remember to help your friends so they also stay hydrated today.
Aries: March 21st – April 19th
Poisonous plants are not something to joke about. If you leave the paths today, do not – I repeat do not – walk through any tall grass. The plants are hiding in there just waiting for at chance to attack your legs! This is what the position of the sun and the position of your star sign is telling me.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
IST’s love snacks and candy. If you see an IST today, then remember to thank them for the work they’ve put into this event. It is because of the around 10,000 IST’s that we even have a Jamboree. Letting them know that they do a good job will definitely brighten their day.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
Today is Wednesday. In German it is called Mittwoch which essentially means “the middle of the week.” Because today is the middle of the week, and the moon is decreasing, you need to exercise today. Trust me: It is really good for your health. And if you can make some of your friends join, it will also be a fun mid-week-activity.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
You should begin eating more vegetables and less sugar if you want to be big and strong. All that sugar is destroying your body and teeth. You know that I am right with this. I can see it in the stars and in the position of Pluto (which is named after the Greek god of the underworld).
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
Your beautiful hair will get tangled really bad. Try to avoid this. Maybe use a hairband or something like it. Else maybe – if you are really unlucky – your friends will have to help you cut your hair. And that will not be a pretty result. Also: Stay away from chewing gum. It will most likely get into your hair and make everything much worse. Just ask the planet of Mercury.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
Today you will struggle with two choices. What should you chose? You know, life is full of choices. Don’t worry, we all need to make choices all the time. And, you know what: No matter what you choose today, it will be fine. Because your lucky star is shining really brightly right now.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
Did you bring a song book to the Jamboree? If yes, find it right away! Open it up to the 5th song. There is a very important message for you to find in there. That is what the fifth planet of the solar system, Jupiter, is telling me.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
If you brought your phone or a camera to the Jamboree, I would suggest that you bring it today. The shade of the planet Venus tells me that you will see some really beautiful things today. Things which you would really like to snap some pictures of and safe for the future.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
If you do not look where you are walking, you might stumble and fall over a guyline (the strings that hold the tent to the ground). Because your friends have read this, they will be ready to film your unlucky trip. Watch out, my friend.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
In Northern Mythology, the god of lightning and thunder is called Thor (which is pronounced Tor). When there is lightning, it is because Thor is driving his wagon over the sky. If you see thunder today, it means that Thor is out hunting and you do not want to get in his way. Don’t run around in open fields. It is a bad idea according to the position of Mars and the North Star (which is the star which the Vikings used to navigate with).
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