Horoscope for Friday
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
Because Neptune is getting more clear in the night sky, you probably need to bring or buy a rain-cover for your day pack. Even if it does not start to rain, your back will be protected from the sun and all the road-dust.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
Today, Friday, might be your lucky day. Because I saw a shooting star flying through your starsign. Today might be the day when you need to try your luck. Maybe you will find a treasure when swapping.
Aries: March 21st – April 19th
Today, if you take the bus, take care. You might step on the toe of one of your friends in order to get into the bus. Or maybe you will become unwell when standing outside in the sun waiting for the bus. Drink water, is what the shade of the moon tells me.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
According to the visibility of Mars in the sky: If you have the time, today is the day to go on a small adventure. Do you know what is behind the road bend? This is the time to check out the camp. Just remember, even though you feel adventurous, do not adventure off the paths – you will definitely get attacked by ticks.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
Your Novus is pretty cool – is it not? But did you know that a lot of them are not entirely waterproof? If you go swimming, it might break. You might be one of the unlucky ones to whom it happens. But do not worry – the bracelet can be fixed or you can get another one. You might be the unlucky one, because I saw a very dark piece of sky next to your starsign last night.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
Jupiter is casting a shade on your starsign today. This means that you need to stay in the shade as much as possible today. If you do not do this, you might end up with sunburned eyelids. I know it sounds unrealistic, but it has actually happened to several of my acquaintances.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
Okay, this might sound stupid, but here goes: According to the shape of Neptune you should not breathe underwater. (Of course, if you are going out Scuba diving, I would suggest you do breathe underwater.)
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
Did you see the mascot bear on the stage during the opening show? Did you see people high-fiving and hugging? Well, it is a good idea to hug a mascot. But don’t be a silly goose – a real bear does not like hugs or high-fives from humans, only from its fellow bears. Today I see some very bright shining stars close to your starsign which means that I need to tell you this very important tip.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
The size of Uranus tells me that you need to remember this: check for toilet paper before you sit down on the toilet. It is not fun to find out that there is no toilet paper left when it is too late.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
Today is a good day to compliment a person or multiple people compliments. Of course you must actually mean it. If you do that, it will brighten up the day a lot for them! This is what the planet of Venus tells me. The planet was by the way named after the goddess of love.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
Do not be a bad person. When you are done using the toilet, remember to open the toilet curtain. The next person will then know that the toilet is free. If not you might be very unlucky the next couple of days.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
Pluto is very far away from your starsign today. This means that it is a bad idea to walk right on the middle of the road (I know – it is never a good idea to walk in the middle of the road). But that is what the stars and the planets tell me. Maybe you and your friends should, in general, not walk in the middle of the road? It does not feel nice to be hit by a bus (surprise!).Print This Post